The Kingdom Fleoge
Lamentations & Pslams
Psalm 137
1 By the rivers of Twitter we sat and wept
when we remembered Jack.
2 There on the Poasters
we hung our hopes,
3 for there our captors asked us for songs,
our tormentors demanded songs of joy;
they said, “Sing us one of the songs of Shitpoast!”
4 How can we sing the songs of Shitpoast
while in a foreign land?
5 If I forget you, Poasting,
may my right hand forget its skill.
6 May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth
if I do not remember you,
if I do not consider Poasting
my highest joy.
7 Remember, Jay, what the Elonites did
on the day Twitter fell.
“Tear it down,” they cried,
“tear it down to its foundations!”
8 Daughter Babylon, doomed to destruction,
happy is the one who repays you
according to what you have done to us.
9 Happy is the one who seizes your infants
and dashes them against the rocks.
The Waters of Twitter
By the waters
the waters of Twitter
We laid down and wept
and wept
For thee Poaster
We remember thee
remember thee
remember thee poaster
Journey through the Wilderness
Establishing the Kingdom
The Kingdom of Fleoge and it's Noble Knights!
tautologer.com: Sir Tautologer, the Wizard-Knight. A wizened gray bearded knight who teaches the other knights his honed skills. Not as spry as in his youth but if you let that fool you it'll be yr last mistake. Because he'll say something kind to you and you'll forgive yourself.
nobu.bsky.social: Sir Nobu, my noble Bishōnen Rōnin. Not only my strongest knight, they also make the best stew when we are traveling the lonesome roads.
justalexbruh.bsky.social: Sir Alex of the Five Thousand. A late addition and one of the wanderers who came upon the Kingdom of Fleoge by the will of God. He has rapidly become a valued team member, exploring the new wilds, training bands of yeomen, and broadly at work improving the demesne's infrastructure and joy.
leaf.bsky.social: Sir Leif Erickson. My best knight, the most humble. My Green Knight.